like what do you call this style? i hate this
Reminds me of an old joke..Why don’t witches wear panties on Halloween?
Drum roll..Better grip on the broom.. sorry..
Okay so like last night I get one flirtatious throw away comment from my friend, okay maybe like four sort of odd instances that one could easily misinterpret as secret pining, WHATEVER, and I go home and I makeout with the fat side of my inner arm and imagine what it would be like falling asleep on his t-shirt chest while watching workaholics and trying not to freak out on his (surely) fantastic weed.
And he bought me a gordita and i jumped out of the car to take my pants off and pee naked behind a dumpster and for some reason I don’t think he thinks im gross at all for it.
I just feel like this is the kind of man that something real could happen with.
like the man who loves you is going to never judge you for peeing in public and he will buy your drunchies for you.
Also that could be a sign of an amazing friend but LET ME HAVE MY JUVENILE FANTASIES.
bored. gonna watch broad city and do squats in my room because I guess having a big butt is an important thing.
Kind of crushing on 1970’s Chevy Chase right now.
Hot hot hot but definitely the worst person on earth. So much so that snl writers hid from him on an elevator and that makes me scared
But then, the truth was never really the point. Thin women don’t tell their fat friends ‘You’re not fat’ because they’re confused about the dictionary definition of the word, or their eyes are broken, or they were raised on planets where size 24 is the average for women. They don’t say it because it’s the truth. They say it because fat does not mean just fat in this culture. It can also mean any or all of the following:
Just plain icky
So when they say ‘You’re not fat,’ what they really mean is ‘You’re not a dozen nasty things I associate with the word fat.’ The size of your body is not what’s in question; a tape measure or a mirror could solve that dispute. What’s in question is your goodness, your lovability, your intelligence, your kindness, your attractiveness. And your friends, not surprisingly, are inclined to believe you get high marks in all those categories. Ergo, you couldn’t possibly be fat."